Sexual Predator

I've mentioned a couple of times here just how much I tend to scrutinise all the statistics of this blog, such as pageviews and traffic sources. Being as this is a Google based blog, I get detailed stats on what Google search leads people here. Gotta tell you, there's some strange and interesting keyword searches that's for sure. The other day I had a look for the search words for the previous week, which looked like this:

Now I can understand most of these...except a couple there, yep, you know the ones I'm talking about. I wonder just how disappointed the people were who looked for "Slaughtering women the cocks and..." and "Blowjob on the phone cartoon insta..." were? Anyway, I posted the above photo on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter as I'm a social media whore, and my friend Bec mentioned the "Comic predator porn" one. Which I didn't think anything of as I knew it was because of the Predator cartoon I did (http://brinkscartoons.blogspot.com.au/2011/10/sly-predator.html) but she thought it was someone looking for sexual predator porn. Which, she may be right, so I really do hope that weirdo was disappointed. But it got me thinking about "Sexual Predator", which led to this new cartoon. I did spend a fair bit of time Friday morning working on some ideas while I was out for lunch and it did take me awhile to get this one out in the end. I thought of many different ways to visualise "Sexual Predator", like a teenage Predator getting a boner in a high-school class full of humans, a Predator in a human porn movie (I was going to do another "I've come to clean zee pool" again) just to name a few. As usual I was panicking a bit on the drive home as I didn't know what cartoon I was going to drawn that afternoon and boom! After thinking and thinking about Sexual Predators (never thought I'd say that) it came to me, a Predator hiring a prostitute! You think I'd have more faith and confidence in my ideas process by now wouldn't you? Nope, I still panic just beforehand...mind you if I was more organised and had final ideas ready to go before the day I have to do them then all would be good, but hey, I am the master of procrastination....

So I spent a couple of days debating whether to have the caption "Sexual Predator" on the bottom of this cartoon or not, as it's the title of the blog post and all. In the end I was worried that the joke might get missed if someone didn't see the title (especially if the cartoon is seen outside the blog as just an image) so I just put it in there. Which does kind of bug me, as you may know, I like people to think a bit to get a joke rather than just spell it out for them, it's more fun that way. And my favourite jokes always tend to be ones like that, hence also why I prefer them. Oh well, what do you think? Does it work as well without the caption?

See you next time!

Mike   

Sly Predator

Have you ever sat there and wondered "How would a Predator stash his porn?"? No, just me then...oh well.

So I've been putting off doing this cartoon for the last couple weeks as I knew it was going to be a bit of a challenge to draw, mind you I do love a challenge, but I'm a master procrastinator so it took me a few weeks. Sometimes it's a good idea to sit on an idea for a bit to refine it and think it over some more in your head, this is a perfect example. You see the original idea was that the Predator was using his cloaking device to cloak his big box of porn, but after awhile the nerd in me realised that, that was dumb, as the female Predator would still see it now wouldn't she? Eventually I thought that the best way for a Predator to hide something was to cover it in mud like ol' Arnie did in the first movie. I had to be careful with this one as I didn't want to resort to dumbing it down by using a caption, so therefore I had to make sure that the Predators at least looked like Predators (once again thank you Google image search! I'd be screwed without you). I really enjoyed drawing a Predator wearing a apron by the way, hehehhe. Originally she had hair rollers in, but it looked a little too silly I thought and didn't work with the dreads either. I did place the very obvious "Mud" on the bucket of mud as I was worried people wouldn't get it, in fact I still have that worry now, well if you've never seen Predator....then go see it, it's awesome, damn....go get the other 2 they're good as well, go on I'll wait.  Anyway so this did take me a little bit longer to draw than normal because of how much detail, hence why it's  now 8:45pm and I still haven't posted this yet, shit I should get a move on!

Funny story about a box of porn, last time I moved cities quite a few years ago I made the tough choice to finally ditch my box of porn I'd accumulated during puberty (I wasn't dragging the damn thing halfway around the state). Now, where can you dump a box of porn? Fucks me, I just left it in the shed of the house I moved out of, my thinking was I'm pretty sure the real estate won't call me up to tell me I left a box of porn behind! Ha! Man that would be an awkward phone call! I should have found some teenage boys who needed it....except that's kind of creepy and possibly illegal, plus I'm sure it would have freaked them out anyway as this was mid to early 90's porn mags, back when ladies were a lot more hairier than in porn these days......ahhh the good old days, wait a minute is 'good' the right word here? If only the Internet was around when I was a teenager, my box of porn would be full of discs!

All right I better go, hope you like the 'toon, see you next week!

Mike